Kathy Ireland

Jessica Luvintryst

Robert Mitchum

Marshal

Telly Savalas

Most Evil Man (Not Really)

Shelley Winters

The Good Lieutenant

Josh Mosby

Jeremy

Mary McCormack

Sarah

J. Christian Ingvordsen

Tom Tobias A.K.A. Ted Levis

Jeffrey Howard

Coroner / Genie Voice

Michele Miller

Katie

Marissa Copeland

Angela

Tracy Douglas

Colleen

Laine Valentino

Herzoner the Mayor

Edie Falco

Mom

Jody O'Neil

Dispatcher

John Weiner

ENG Cameraman

A. Dean Bell