Thomas Gottschalk

Martin

Priscilla Presley

Keelin

Shia LaBeouf

Joey

Ben Foster

Ryan

Lin Shaye

Miss Desmond

Jessica Bowman

Marlena

Howard Morris

Abercrombie

Ben Stein

Jack

Armelia McQueen

Ms. Groomers

Tamie Lea Logan

Josie

Navarone Garibaldi Garcia

Billy the Paper Boy

Mike Kimmel

The Nasty Lifeguard

Wendy Benson-Landes

Charlotte

J.P. Manoux

Chihuahua Owner

Allison Sie

Beagle Owner

Craig Shapiro